What are some good comebacks or insults to my boyfriends ex girlfriend?
Friday, November 13th, 2009 at
5:44 pm
What are some good comebacks or insults to my boyfriends ex girlfriend? Shes always at parties my boyfriend and I go to and I want to be prepared next time! I want to burnnnn her! Please help!
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Real burns come spontaneously.
They just happen.. you can’t plan for it.
lol, this is pathetic. :p.
just say your boyfriend said he was tired of sea world and wanted better things. (as in her coochie smells like fish) anything along those lines will work.
haha! this is the best line for a shitty ex-girlfriend!
You are burning her by being with her ex. Take it from ol skool I married my rivals ex and she’s still fuming over that one
I would kiss ur boyfriend that would hurt the most and tell her to get a life that does not include stalking her ex’s.:)
If you get dragged into a squabble you will look insecure and she will think she can get him back. She probably wants to make you look as tacky as she is.
Ignore her completely. If someone wants to pick a fight with you there is nothing more infuriating.
i agree with Sup
burns come up at the moment, you cant really plan for it because you have to listen and reply to what she says
so just try to think of things and listen to what she says next time and phrase the words you want to say to her as best you can
best wishes
tell her she aint shit thats why her boyfriend left her for you lolz. i mean really she seems to be lyk stalking him…. wat a depserate bitch.
if shes fatter then you and she calls you fat, jst tell her straight out if i’m fat, then your a bloated diseased whale. lolz haha! idk i only talk shit i dont use comebacks i jst beat the fuk outa any chik tryin to get all up in my mans buisness.
tell her she got fat n ugly thts y ur man left her.
diss her about how she lost her man and he’s yours now, or comment on her clothing if its gross.
either comment her appearance, or past humiulating expierences that ur boyfriend knows of
Don’t make the mistake of commenting on a person’s appearance, especially weight. Its tacky and immature. I’m also dealing with an ex that just won’t go the f**k away. Kinda like a fart in an elevator, you’d think she was full of Sh*t, but she’s really just a load of hot air. Clingy like a booger in a tissue…not to mention is crass enough to make cracks at my weight when she’s the same size. She also makes comments about my hair since she’s a hair dresser. Mine has hot pink highlights, her’s looks like a chunk of roadkill that’s been scooped up and laid over her head from being overprocessed…but then I’m just being catty I guess. Really, there’s no way to insult someone who doesn’t have the intelligence to understand the insult.
I think its just better to KNOW your superiority and know it quietly…Good luck.
this sounds faggy
but im a guy
guys love this:
he would still like his x
not like that
but probably as a friend
and by you insulting her
it just shows that you arn’t any better then her
so just suck it up
maybe say something like “hun, did you really date this girl??? and just walk away
that shows that you are the beter person
and once she see’s that you don’t care
well
she’s left on the side of the road watching her x suck face with a girl that is better then her xD
give her a look and if she’s like “What are you looking at?” be like, “something ugly.”
Then if she tries to make a crack about your appearence be like, “Well (name of boyfriend) doesn’t seem to think so.”
And if she EVER calls you a loser, be like, “Sweetie, I think we ALL know YOU were the only one to lose here.” and look at your boyfriend.
tee hee
Hi 3K,
You don’t need a comeback. She is the one who wants to come back. All you have to do is be a lady. When you all are at the party. If she comes into your space just speak to her. If he speaks to her don’t you get angry have fun. I wouldn’t let her think that her being around bothered me. All it does is show that you are insecure and if you know that you and he are together don’t let thoughts of her enter your head. You got him you don’t need comebacks. She wants to come back, but all she can do at this point is get back.
Just ignore her and look happy with your bf that alone will kill her. You have to make yourself look better and burning her want look good on your part.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my a**.
Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
If I ever need a brain transplant, I’d choose yours because I’d want a brain that had never been used.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
If your brain was chocolate, it wouldn’t fill an M&M.
Your so narrow minded when you walk your earrings knock together.
Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
Don’t you have a terribly empty feeling – in your skull?
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
You’re so ugly, it looks like you fell off an ugly tree, and hit all the branches on the way down.
You don`t need a comeback… You already won the guy! If she didn`t` care… She wouldn`t say or waste her energy on someone she didn`t care about! She is probably jealous!
If she didn’t do anything to you personally, then you have no reason to burn her other than you’re a bitch who’s feeling way too triumphant. (Or pitiful.)
You already took her man. Any more burning from you and you look like a sadistic whore.
my boyfriend’s ex did something more serious like hurt me physically. out of nowhere she appeared and grab my hair…i so hate hate her, everytime I am reminded of what she did I couldn’t help but say bad things in front of my bf.i know that my bf don’t like it me saying all those things against his ex…after 6 months she’s still posting negative comments about me in her FB and then her friends are even adding me.I ignore them but there are just feeligs I can’t hide or words I can hold back when I am with my BF..hmmm…some ex are really shitty!